Naw bruh..

   It's something that's been bothering me for a while now so I felt like I needed to address it and try to figure out where to place the blame. I wanna know when did it become cool for women to start talking like dudes! It's crazy out here these days.  Men can't even be men anymore without females trying to take that away from us. I never realized it until I started tweeting but even then it wasn't that bad until the last few years. 

   I think somewhere along the way women really started to feel like we wanted y'all to be our homeboys. What we actually wanted is just for y'all to be our best friends outside of our actual best friends. I mean it's dope when your girl starts picking up little slang from you and using it from time to time. My problem is when they decided it was cool to start saying.... Bruh. I guess it's the young niggas allowing it but my god when does it stop!? I can't even scroll the timeline (I don't scroll past 10 mins ago) without seeing at least 15 girls say bruh. At first I thought it was a southern thing but it's everywhere! My question to the guys is what kinda nigga are you to actually want that in your ear when you squeezing the buns? Even if she don't say it during just picture her saying this to her homegirl, "shit bruh put it down last night!" I don't know about y'all but I'm losing wood just thinking about it! 

   No man really wants you to be his homeboy because he got homeboys for that. You already wear J's, hats, hoodies, know how to play 2k and claim he too emotional now. Not to mention the dykes who taking all the women! I'm sure if some of y'all could have interchangeable genitals you would but it's time to relax. Take some of that bass out your voice, get back to drinking Smirnoff wine coolers and while you're at it knock down a few shots of estrogen. Sincerely... A concerned citizen.